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So we're bribing cops now?

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Well, let's call it making friends.

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Do friends use police scanners to learn
each other's coffee orders?

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If they're right or die, they do.
Besides, we need someone on the inside

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to run plates and let us peek at files.

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Xiao's a boss, but Perez... Perez shows
promise.

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Let's just find his desk, deliver the
goods, and get the hell out of here

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before we run into... Ah, what are you
doing here?

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Looking for you.

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Token of our appreciation for everything
you've done for us.

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Oat milk.

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Refined white sugar. You can taste what
kind of sugar? You're trying to woo

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Perez. What?

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Why would you even say that?

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Thought so.

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If Perez were here, he would say the
same thing.

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We are not a resource for wannabe PIs.

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What?

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Wannabes? Tell that to the license
hanging on our wall.

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Not your finest work, honey. Yeah, the
caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.

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He looks so sweet I could eat him.

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Agreed. What's with the puppets?

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Oh, you mean Socrates and Plato?

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They helped me put Flapjack to sleep. We
almost made it through the allegory of

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the cave.

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So it was good this morning, huh?

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Dex was great.

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Will ate all your mini quiches.

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And a package arrived.

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You ate all the quiches? Well, there are
many.

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It's Mom's ashes.

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Ah, honey, I'm sorry.

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Oh, they finally got here.

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Even in death, she managed to talk the
Thai government into an extended vacay.

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I'm good, I swear. I've had time to
process.

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This is what happens when you mix
tequila and parasailing.

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So, uh, what do you want to do with
them?

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I have an in with His Holiness at the
Dharma Center if you want. Mine wasn't

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much for ceremonies.

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Yeah, but ceremonies are for the living.
It's like a final act of love.

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Or we keep it simple and spread her
ashes in her favorite place.

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You think Caesars will let me sprinkle
her into the ashtrays?

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Oh, our client's almost here.

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Man, if my mom showed up in a box, I'd
crank Bohemian Rhapsody and crawl into

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bed with a box of Eggos. Yeah, Angie and
Nora's relationship was complicated.

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When did you last see her? Oh, I don't
know, about five years ago, just after

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the wedding.

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Well, if she was at your wedding, you
have footage of her.

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IRL on VHS.

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We didn't get married in the 80s.

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And the video got lost in the move.
Wait, you lost your wedding video?

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Yeah. How?

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You label things.

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Yeah, I do.

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Don't touch Will, but it never seems to
work. Why do you care so much about our

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wedding video?

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She's my sister's mom.

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I want to know everything.

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Just like you want to know everything
about my life.

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Ooh, stay by the bell.

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It was supposed to be a surprise.

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I was going to propose to my girlfriend
at the Mary Argentina.

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You mean the Mary Argentay?

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I used to go there when I played in the
IPHL. Best creme brulee in the city.

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Never tried it. I'm not a soup guy.

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So, I had the perfect ring.

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24 karat gold, emerald stone.

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Mom put it inside a velvet ring box and
then put that inside a gift box with a

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seal. Then that box went into a big
chocolate egg.

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Like Russian nesting dolls.

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No, no. It's Chinese.

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Um,

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the seal on that box, what does it mean?

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Shuangshi. Mom says it means double
happiness, but it didn't really work

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because after Colette cracked the egg
and opened the boxes... The ring was

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gone. And then Colette's all like,
what's with all the empty boxes?

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And then I'm like, wrong egg.

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She totally bought it. How much is this
ring worth?

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Insured for $10,000, but it's not about
the money. It's a family heirloom. Ming

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Dynasty.

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Or maybe Ching.

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Or maybe that was the store name.

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My sister knows. The point is, it's old.

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Right. Good recap.

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The ring was the only thing that my
family kept when they left China.

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It was passed down from Popo to Mom to
me, and I lost it.

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When's the last time you saw the sealed
box?

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I gave it to the restaurant at noon.

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And what time was dessert served?

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I think 8.

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And was the seal intact?

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No. It wasn't even on the box.

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All right, well, we have a timeline. The
ring was stolen sometime between noon

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and 8 p.m. Can you find it before
Friday?

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That's when Popo flies in for the big
family dinner to celebrate my

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engagement. But since that didn't
happen, this is a perfect time for a

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proposal redo.

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No one will know I lost the ring.

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Didn't your mom ask how it went? I told
her it was a no-go because Colette got

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sick. I never told my sisters.

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My family already thinks I messed things
up, so I need to pull this off so I can

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prove that I'm no doughhead.

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A doughhead? That's what my sister Mochi
calls me.

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She definitely can't know I screwed up.

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Don't worry. We'll keep this on the
down-low. Good.

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Because Mochi's super smart.

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mom says she's the real brains of the
police department i gotta pick there's

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mom winnie me obvi and there the one not
smiling that's detective violet shall

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i see you and you see me

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watch you blow in the lines when you're
making a scene oh boy you've got

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to know

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What my head overlooks The senses will
show to my heart When it's watching

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for lies Cause you can't escape my
Private eyes They're watching

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you Private eyes They're watching you,
watching you, watching you, watching you

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Emerald ring inside a gift box. Inside a
velvet box.

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No, velvet box inside a gift box.

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Sealed with wax and a chocolate egg.
That's a lot of moving parts.

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Don't these kids know the key to a good
proposal is to keep it simple? Like

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yours? Yeah. Christmas morning, ring in
your stocking. Simple.

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Elegant. And Jules made a good partner
in crime. Said she was asking for her

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friend's sloppy cover.

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We're both going to need cover. Shall
finds out we're working for her family.

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Hope we're not having regrets.

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We don't even know if the ring was
stolen.

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George might have lost it or ate it.
George is not the sharpest crayon, but

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he is sweet.

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And imagine growing up with Violet Xiao
as your sister. No wonder he's scared.

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Everything's on the line. It is for us,
too.

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We don't find the ring. Xiao murders us,
and Dex gets raised by Victoria's Big

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Lebowski. Or we find the Cherish family
heirloom. Xiao loves us, and we get our

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police contact.

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We better.

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No one's sipping white Russians while
raising my kid. They would look cute in

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matching bathrobes.

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What do we know? The box was sealed when
George delivered it at noon.

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That's an eight-hour window for the
theft.

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So, first question, who made the egg?

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Saturday nights are crazy.

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Two engagements plus a dine-and-dasher,
but nobody shady in my kitchen.

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Could someone have stolen the ring after
it was put in the egg?

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Not possible.

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See this?

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Pregnancy test?

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Marzipan birth announcement.

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I've had weirder. Now, watch.

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This gets sealed.

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You want what's inside?

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Break the egg.

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And that egg was still intact when it
arrived at their table. So the ring was

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stolen before it was placed in the egg.
Did you look inside the gift box?

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No. It's my job to encase it, not look
inside. What time did you encase it?

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Around six.

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I got it from the walk-in when I started
my shift.

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This is important, Denise. The gift box,
did it have a red seal on it? No. I

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didn't see anything like that. Who left
it in the walk-in for you?

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These proposals are our specialty.

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We take great pains to ensure they go
off without a hitch. Yeah, that is not

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in doubt.

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Maybe someone on your staff had a reason
to steal the ring. Could be someone you

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recently let go.

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My team would never steal.

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We've done this with diamond rings worth
ten times as much. Not to mention we

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were extra careful with this one, given
the recipient's father.

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Who's her father?

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Ernie Dodd.

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Of the Dodd Furniture Empire.

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The mattress guy with those cheesy space
commercials?

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Go boldly where no prices have gone
before.

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Where did you put the gift box?

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I held on to it until four, and then I
placed it in the walk-in.

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I know for a fact the red seal was on
it. Mind if we take a look in that walk

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-in?

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This is where I place any items to be
sealed inside our chocolate eggs.

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Champagne and caviar. We are definitely
coming here.

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Stop drooling. We're not spending 600
bucks to leave hungry.

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Are we about finished?

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This caviar, when was it delivered?

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Two weeks ago.

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And not a single item was missing the
day after the theft.

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Clearly, we are not at fault.

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You were saying?

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If this gets out, it'll bring shame to
the Marie-Archante. I beg you. We'll

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keep quiet. If you give us a list of the
staff working between 4 and 5 p.m. on

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Saturday. You might as well throw in the
reservation list and the police report

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on that Dinah Dasher. And let's revisit
my earlier question.

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Did anyone on the staff have reason to
steal the ring?

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Why don't you tell us you used to date
George?

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Because it's none of your business.

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Must have been a gut punch to prepare
dessert for his future wife.

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This is her favorite restaurant. George
checked in, asked if I was okay doing

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it, and I am. I so am.

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Earlier you told us you didn't open the
gift box. You want to take another swing

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at that?

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I didn't.

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It's too painful.

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Why did you and George break up?

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George is the best.

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I got into the Ecole Nationale
Supérieure de Patisserie, and George

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even moved to Paris with me.

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But he ended it? No, his sister did. His
sister? She flew all the way to Paris to

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tell me that I wasn't right for George,
wasn't right for the family. Then she

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packed his bags and took him back to
Victoria, and we all lived happily ever

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after.

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I loved George, but his family was
impossible, especially their gatekeeper.

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Let me guess.

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Violet?

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If I were a lost wedding album, where
would I be?

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Okay.

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Look at this, Flapjack.

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R.I.P. Y2K.

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Okay.

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Some stuff in here.

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Whoa! Oh, no way!

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Nice fine puddle duck.

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Oh, what's this?

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Wedding USB key?

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Watch out, Madden Angie.

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There's a new detective duo in town.

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One of them is super cute.

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One of them needs a diaper change.

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This wax seems pretty malleable.

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I think I can pull us a decent print.
Which we can send to the police contact

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we don't have. Well, we may not need one
with this new app. If we can snap a

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photo of a second print for comparison,
it'll confirm a match with up to 80%

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accuracy. Leaving 20% inaccuracy. It's
an app. What do you expect?

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Should we be looking into this dine-in
dasher?

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Someone after a quick buck lucks out
with a ring? Yeah, but why leave all

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that caviar?

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Tins are small and easy to grab.

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Maybe this theft isn't about money.

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Maybe it's personal.

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Like? Chau flying to Paris to break up
George and Denise.

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Tracks, except I checked and Chau was
working that night.

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Hang on.

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The incident report for the dine and
dasher was filed at 4.30. That's in the

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window of opportunity for the theft.

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Give you one guess who the responding
officer was.

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Are we really calling Chau a suspect?

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Not to her face, but we've got her at
the scene. Major Crimes doesn't handle

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dine-in dashers. But the report says she
was the closest responding officer.

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And you buy that?

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You heard Denise?

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Xiao had motive for the crime.

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Plus she got us wannabes.

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Keep your bruised ego out of this. Our
bruised ego? We took vows. Not for

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insults. One bump.

247
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George told us Xiao didn't know about
the proposal.

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He also thought creme brulee was soup. I
just can't believe we're going to break

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into a cop's car.

250
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We need Xiao's prints.

251
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,340
Plus, we already broke into her office
once. It's a de-escalation.

252
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:15,879
Coin toss?

253
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:20,780
Hey, I got us the RPF signal. You're up
next. Oh, big deal. So you hid and

254
00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:24,700
waited until she clicked a fob. Anne sat
through 20 minutes of her complaining to

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her landlord about Paul McCartney.

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Neighbor's cat.

257
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:32,560
Listen, you do this, I'll commit to
taking the lead on potty training.

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Up there? Yeah.

259
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All clear?

260
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All clear.

261
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:47,970
Love these new earpieces. Great sound.

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RPF signal worked. I'm in.

263
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,410
So much for scoring shell points instead
of committing petty theft.

264
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It's not theft if you don't take
anything.

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I don't think Shell would appreciate the
difference.

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How can every surface be so

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clean? It's a fingerprint.

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Dex would have had it by now. Just hurry
up before... Detective Xiao!

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Oh my gosh. Just the person I was
looking for.

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Did you bring Yanni's donuts?

271
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No, but I can have it Ubered over in a
matter of seconds.

272
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:21,750
You know what? Never really ask if
you're allergic to anything gluten. What

273
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,609
about sesame?

274
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Some people don't know that sesame is
part of the nut family. Hold on, there's

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a wasp! Where?

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It's around your ankle. Where?

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Shoulder. It's right here. Hold on. You
know what?

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It's in your hair. Come here. What? Come
here. It's in your hair.

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I'll get it. Get out.

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Kill it.

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00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,380
I can't kill it. It's an endangered
species. Those are bees.

282
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What's their fair game?

283
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:39,740
Wow, what a stinger.

284
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,580
Stop moving.

285
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,120
Oh, it just flew away. It's gone.

286
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Insect free.

287
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You're welcome.

288
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Please tell me you got a fingerprint.

289
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,020
Nope. But you got plans tonight.

290
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,100
What are you doing at Women's Whiskey
Night?

291
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,420
Well, I'm a woman.

292
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:26,960
And I like whiskey.

293
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Hmm.

294
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,060
What's your favorite single malt?

295
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,580
Delwiney 15-year.

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Glendrock Dark. Glendrock Parliament 21.

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00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,660
Blair Ethel for the florals. Those are
just my highlands. Do you want my

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lowlands, too? Blair Ethel?

299
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:43,420
Wonderful choice. It's one of the oldest
distilleries in Scotland. Now stop

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00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:44,420
interrogating my guests.

301
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,599
Oh, you own this place?

302
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,780
I do, Winnie Hiao.

303
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:50,060
Angie Everett. Please excuse my sister,
Violet. She used to scare our teachers,

304
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,300
too. Your sister?

305
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,490
Now stop being so you tonight and have
fun, Mochi.

306
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,910
Yeah, Mochi.

307
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,170
Have some fun.

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00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:03,030
One, two, three, open. Open.

309
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:04,970
Kanbei.

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I got you.

311
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,089
That's good.

312
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:09,090
That's good.

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00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,590
Sculptured through charcoal and aged in
white oak.

314
00:15:12,130 --> 00:15:13,830
Aging white oak? Asian white oak.

315
00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:18,610
Oh, you got a... Oh, Clit. George said
you were working a double.

316
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,490
Typical doe head. I do doubles on
Saturdays.

317
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:24,800
Sorry for being so late. Guess who I
found in my apartment leaving

318
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,140
tupperwares of food in my fridge?

319
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,400
You gave mom keys?

320
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:32,140
I would be living off instant noodles if
it weren't for her. She is so sweet. Oh,

321
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,820
she loves you. We all do.

322
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,600
You're like the sister I never had.
Okay, standing right here.

323
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,620
I love you.

324
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,820
How's off-duty Xiao?

325
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,380
Same on-duty serious?

326
00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,160
Small wrench in her theory.

327
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,240
George's fiance, Colette, is here.

328
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,500
Well, cue the fireworks.

329
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,800
Of love?

330
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,040
Xiao and Winnie seem to love Colette. I
mean, why would she sabotage an

331
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,260
engagement that she's rooting for?

332
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,800
Maybe we got the motive wrong. You just
need to get the fingerprint.

333
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,180
It won't be easy trying a glass from
Xiao's vice-like grip. It's just a

334
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,180
fingerprint, Ange.

335
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,580
Dex should have it by now.

336
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,420
Is that our wedding video?

337
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,180
Lost in the move?

338
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,000
Nice tripod, Ro. I found it in like five
minutes.

339
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:34,340
I'm more than just like you, Shade. And
if my daughter bails on this wedding, I

340
00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,480
am ready to step in.

341
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:40,460
Oh,

342
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,480
she's gold.

343
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,120
Okay, okay.

344
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,940
Ooh, there is a nice peatiness to that.

345
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:53,060
That's unusual for a lowland single
mall. I like her.

346
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:57,960
You're drunk. Okay, so you're dating
their brother. Mm-hmm. About a year.

347
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,720
George needs to stop dragging his feet
and put a ring on this one.

348
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,960
Aw.

349
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,520
What's with that face? No face. This is
just my face. Just put a ring on it.

350
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:09,540
That's unheard of coming from you. Oh,
so you don't approve of George's

351
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:14,520
girlfriend. That's putting it mildly.
Mochi basically exiled Denise, whereas I

352
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,560
had lunch with her last week.

353
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:19,349
You have lunch with all his exes. Weird.
It's called being social.

354
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:21,890
And Denise is not over the breakup.

355
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:25,030
Oh, well, maybe you should send her an
orchid like when you went brownie points

356
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:25,709
with mom.

357
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,329
Denise is not over George.

358
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,250
That makes me so...

359
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:32,920
Sad. Oh, no, no, no, no. It never would
have worked out. George could not have

360
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,220
lived in Paris. He felt French.

361
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:39,060
And he's a homebody. Remember when he
phoned for a pickup from camp after two

362
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,400
nights? That was 20 years ago.

363
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,600
Yeah, but Denise would have been
whipping egg whites in culinary school

364
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,420
all day. George would be home alone.
Maybe you could have asked George.

365
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,540
George can't advocate for himself. He's
too soft. He needs someone to protect

366
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:54,180
him. I'm with Violet on this one. My
husband and brother always say that I'm

367
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:57,540
too hard-edged, but there is nothing
wrong with that. Yeah, thank you.

368
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,930
Doesn't make me any less... That's just
how I love. Yes!

369
00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:02,490
Cheers!

370
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:05,750
And if my mom's ashes arrived from
Thailand a year and a half late, why

371
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,290
can't I joke about scattering her in
Caesar's Palace?

372
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:14,830
To everyone who shows their love in
weird ways.

373
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:23,750
Fresh glasses

374
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:24,709
for all.

375
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,850
It's time to hit the good stuff.

376
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:27,210
Come with me, newbie.

377
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:35,290
Whoa. Hello, Mission Impossible.

378
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,090
My business partner's married to a
security expert.

379
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:39,890
We got a deal.

380
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,750
Wow, that was cool.

381
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,450
Help yourself to anything here.

382
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:46,950
Except in there.

383
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,070
Oh, how about this one?

384
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:52,910
You don't mess around, Winnie.

385
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,370
How is everyone enjoying their meal?

386
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:03,200
Because if it was up to Captain Culinary
here, we'd be eating snails and robed in

387
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,200
edible foam.

388
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,560
So if you like those sliders, be
grateful I won the arm wrestle.

389
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:12,340
Those sliders give everyone food
poisoning. Shh, no commentary.

390
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,840
Speaking of my new husband, well, I
never thought there'd be something that

391
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,440
he would love more than his car.

392
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,320
But now that we are joined in holy
matrimony, I know there is something

393
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,380
that he loves more. His hair products.

394
00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,030
Oh, that's why you said it got lost in
the move.

395
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,530
You're not a fan of the roast?

396
00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,870
Roasting is for your hockey buddies in
the locker room. This was our wedding.

397
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,070
Would it have killed her to say one nice
thing?

398
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,770
Roasting's Angie's love language.

399
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:41,170
I mean, she's nuts about you.

400
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,530
Yeah, I know.

401
00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:44,250
Oh, like mother, like daughter.

402
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,710
Don't let Angie hear you say that.

403
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,330
No, Mochi, stay. One last temple for
all. We'll be in our Ubers by midnight.

404
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,490
No, I'm done.

405
00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:54,510
Let's play never have I ever. Oh, my
God, are you in high school?

406
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,030
Come on, Mochi, don't be a chicken.

407
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:12,130
Okay, here we go. Never have I ever been
called

408
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:15,450
intimidating. Fine.

409
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:19,750
Okay.

410
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:27,330
Never have I ever wanted to punch
someone for asking, when are you going

411
00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,330
to get married?

412
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,010
Yes!

413
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:36,610
I can't wait for everybody to ask me
that question on Friday night.

414
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:40,350
Except Popo. That's because she knows
you don't believe in the construct of

415
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,050
marriage. You're her favorite.

416
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:45,770
Facetiming her every week, always asking
what her childhood was like.

417
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:51,010
It's a fascinating snapshot into Chinese
history, which you would appreciate if

418
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,550
you'd actually paid attention in
Mandarin school. I paid attention.

419
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,510
Whatever.

420
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:58,690
Okay, okay. Let me go again.

421
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:05,510
Never have I ever meddled in a family
member's love life. Oh, come on. Who

422
00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:06,510
hasn't?

423
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:14,770
I think I did that wrong. Does it still
count if I'm the one whose love life is

424
00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:15,770
being meddled with?

425
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:16,930
Now we're all curious.

426
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:19,150
It was my dad. About George.

427
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:20,470
Wait, what does that mean?

428
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:23,670
He called me out of the blue to say that
George isn't right for me. Our George?

429
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:24,829
Our brother's a catch.

430
00:21:24,830 --> 00:21:27,430
I know. It's just I don't think he
really liked when George said he only

431
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:28,430
read ten books in his life.

432
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,189
Audiobooks count.

433
00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,250
Your dad's got issues.

434
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,389
Calm down, Mochi.

435
00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:33,810
Mr. Todd was just being protective.

436
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,010
Does he still feel this way?

437
00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:38,490
I think I'm gonna be sick.

438
00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,110
Oh, no.

439
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,710
Oh, no, no, no. I'll get your hair.

440
00:21:43,110 --> 00:21:44,330
Oh, help.

441
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,710
This way, this way.

442
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,090
We can make it.

443
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:48,350
Go, go.

444
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:52,850
Bottoms up.

445
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,310
Why is the sun so bright?

446
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:03,770
Lines are closed, sweetheart.

447
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,910
We can't let our sweet baby boy see
mommy like this.

448
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:09,810
Ugh.

449
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:19,490
So where does that leave us? Good
question.

450
00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:22,610
The only person who would have had a
problem with the engagement is Colette's

451
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:25,370
dad. The Mattress King, but how would he
know about the proposal?

452
00:22:25,730 --> 00:22:28,790
Colette said he wanted her to break it
off. Maybe he found out?

453
00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:29,990
What was his name again?

454
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,650
Ernie.

455
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,630
Look who had a reservation at 4.30.

456
00:22:37,910 --> 00:22:39,350
D for Dodd.

457
00:22:45,390 --> 00:22:48,670
No force in the galaxy can beat these
sails.

458
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:52,850
Oh, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

459
00:22:54,950 --> 00:23:01,570
Are you nodding off? How can you nod in
these things?

460
00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:02,790
Because we're on a case.

461
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:04,690
I survived this hangover, we are.

462
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,050
Comfortable, aren't they? Superior frame
design, plush, no stain upholstery. I

463
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:11,990
can get you an interstellar deal on one
of our floor models.

464
00:23:12,230 --> 00:23:14,050
Oh, man, we're just looking.

465
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,990
Or maybe you're after one of our famous
mattresses. You know, our memory foam is

466
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:19,490
out of this world.

467
00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:21,390
You know what, Ronald?

468
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,490
We really just want to meet Mr. Dodd.
Oh, yeah, we love his commercials. Big

469
00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:29,550
fans. I'm afraid he's in character right
now. You can't interrupt the process.

470
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:36,100
I'll make you a deal. You make the
introduction, we'll buy one of these

471
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,960
recliners. Your decision is mission
approved, sir.

472
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,340
You won't regret this.

473
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:49,200
Mr. Dodd, these very special customers
are keen on meeting you.

474
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,700
I'll go write up that order.

475
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,579
How are you doing?

476
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:52,600
Hi there. Hi.

477
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:55,500
I can't believe I'm meeting the Mattress
King. I've seen all your commercials.

478
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,420
Could I get your autograph?

479
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Anything for a thing.

480
00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:00,580
Okay.

481
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:05,970
Angie. To Angie.

482
00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:09,070
Angie. Can you spell that for me?

483
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:13,810
A-N-G-I-E. Okay.

484
00:24:16,550 --> 00:24:18,790
Match 80% positive.

485
00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,770
The robot has spoken.

486
00:24:21,230 --> 00:24:22,890
Ernie broke the seal on that box.

487
00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,490
So the mattress king is our thief.

488
00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:28,690
Not for the hard part. Telling our sweet
client his future father-in-law

489
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:29,710
sabotaged his proposal.

490
00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:31,110
You think George is a crier?

491
00:24:31,210 --> 00:24:32,290
Let's make sure we have tissues.

492
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,540
Well, that was an interesting reaction.

493
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,480
I did not expect George to laugh
hysterically at the idea of Mr. Dodd

494
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,400
having it out for him. He did have a
good point. Why would Mr.

495
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:45,740
Dodd hire his future son-in-law to write
jingles for his store if he hated him?

496
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:49,620
A mattress so firm and tight with a
price that's out of sight.

497
00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,500
Okay, for the sake of our marriage,
please stop.

498
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,380
So, plan B, you think it'll work? When
has this guy ever failed us? Maybe we

499
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:58,940
should have told George that we're
bugging this flash drive case.

500
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:02,580
No way. The less he knows, the better.
Once this is on Ernie's desk, we'll have

501
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,240
ears inside the office and we'll know
the truth.

502
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,960
Like if he bad-moused George or where he
hid the ring.

503
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,400
It's a two-for-one deal. We find out at
the stakeout.

504
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:11,620
I'm very, very glad you did.

505
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,100
Dude, you're still watching our wedding
video? Yeah. I haven't seen you roasting

506
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,400
Angie yet. Perfect timing.

507
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,500
When I told my friends that I'd proposed
to Angie, no one was surprised.

508
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,140
It's ironic, right?

509
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:29,160
A couple of PIs were the only two people
who couldn't see they'd end up together.

510
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,320
But I'm glad we took the scenic route.

511
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,880
It meant we got to become best friends
first.

512
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:36,580
And building a life with your best
friend?

513
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280
That's word for wave.

514
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Dude,

515
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:45,360
I would marry you.

516
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,380
You're not my type.

517
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,340
It's almost five.

518
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,100
Ernie will be expecting that flash
drive.

519
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:56,660
Yeah.

520
00:26:00,940 --> 00:26:02,440
So far, this is useless.

521
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,680
Well, at least we can hear something.

522
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,980
Even if it is an off-key rendition of
Give My Regards to Broadway.

523
00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,470
I told Will to put the video away.

524
00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,030
It's fine.

525
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:27,350
He loves that stuff.

526
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,830
It's weird seeing Nora again.

527
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:31,230
Tell me about it.

528
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:34,030
You know she kept the tags on that
dress?

529
00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:38,910
What am I going to do with her ashes?

530
00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,710
Even dead, that woman picks away at my
subconscious.

531
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,530
Before she did, you guys were FaceTiming
pretty regularly.

532
00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:49,250
Only because she wanted a second opinion
on getting a chin lift.

533
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:52,050
No, you're right. We were.

534
00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:56,850
And the next time I hear about her, it's
from a coroner in Thailand.

535
00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:00,890
She never even got to meet Dax.

536
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:03,530
Well, think of a place she loved.

537
00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:04,850
The track?

538
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,390
Should I fly to Toronto and scatter at
the finish line?

539
00:27:08,690 --> 00:27:11,470
So much I got wrong with her. What if I
screw this up, too?

540
00:27:18,610 --> 00:27:19,730
Thanks for calling me back.

541
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:25,110
He's on the phone. The proposal never
happened, so this is an opportunity.

542
00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:27,150
Meet me here after closing.

543
00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:29,510
Meet? For what? To sell the ring?

544
00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:30,730
We need real food.

545
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,550
This is gonna be a long night.

546
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:39,010
Angie,

547
00:27:41,710 --> 00:27:42,850
we got action.

548
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,520
The hell's this guy up to? And with who?

549
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:15,380
He didn't lock the door.

550
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,380
You must be Mrs. Xiao.

551
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,880
First question.

552
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:27,840
Did either of you spend time on the
recliners over there?

553
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:30,200
You know what? Don't answer that.

554
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:34,580
Do Colette and George know about you
two? Of course not. Ernie and I agreed

555
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:37,520
our dalliances would stop the moment our
children were engaged.

556
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,440
That's why the ring went missing? A
stall tactic?

557
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760
What missing ring?

558
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,300
Ernie, your thumbprint is on the seal.
You were in that walk-in fridge.

559
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:49,920
Where'd you put it? But my son has the
ring. He pushed the proposal when

560
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,240
Colette got sick. What are they talking
about?

561
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,600
It's true.

562
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:55,680
When you let slip, George was about to
propose.

563
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:59,680
I didn't want our relationship to end. I
wanted a few more precious days with

564
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,300
you. So you stole my mother's ring?

565
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,680
You foolish, foolish man.

566
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:08,320
I reserved a table, and I snuck into the
walk-in. I was planning to stash the

567
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,280
ring for a while, but when I opened the
box to take it, it was already gone.

568
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,540
Wait, if you're telling the truth, then
the ring was stolen before the box was

569
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:20,200
sealed. But I sealed that box myself. I
know the ring was inside it. What did

570
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,980
you do with the box after you sealed it?
I was...

571
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,500
At home.

572
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,140
Sleeping. But I assure you, it was
secure.

573
00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:31,580
Couldn't have been that secure if
someone opened and resealed it. How?

574
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,160
That double happiness stamp is a custom
seal.

575
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,560
One of a kind.

576
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,440
So we're looking at this wrong. Not just
the timeline, but the location.

577
00:29:38,740 --> 00:29:41,560
The ring wasn't stolen from the
restaurant. The ring was stolen from

578
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,560
your house.

579
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,060
You told my mom?

580
00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:48,340
What happened to client-patient
confidentiality? We didn't tell her

581
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:51,360
anything. It was Mother's intuition.

582
00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,679
Damn it.

583
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,359
That tracks.

584
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,160
You should have told me the truth, Mom.

585
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,740
At least now we know the ring was stolen
from inside this house.

586
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,940
When's the last time you saw the ring in
the sealed box?

587
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:05,280
I gave it to him Saturday morning after
I took it out of my hiding spot. I told

588
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,740
you. It's very secure.

589
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,180
Your underwear drawer is your secure
hiding place?

590
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:16,700
Holy crap.

591
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,680
Xiao had braces.

592
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
And proudly.

593
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,160
Look at that smile.

594
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,680
Ah, here we are.

595
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:27,460
Old school deodorant? That's where I hit
the ring box.

596
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,580
And then you fell asleep?

597
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:37,740
Yes. At 10 p.m. That is exactly what I
did. You get a lot of sleep, Mom.

598
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,000
You're going to live forever.

599
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:43,680
So, between 10 p.m. on Friday and when
George took the ring to the restaurant

600
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,640
on Saturday, someone stole the ring from
here and resealed the box.

601
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,120
Was anyone else in the house during that
time?

602
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Violet came to take Mom shopping on
Friday. Winnie stopped by, but they were

603
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,820
both gone by 5.

604
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:55,380
Popo's plane is landing soon.

605
00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:58,580
If she finds out that I lost her ring,
she's gonna have a heart attack.

606
00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:01,280
I'll be worse than a doe head. I'll be a
murderer.

607
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,800
This one was always so dramatic.

608
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,120
Yeah. Ours is still in the cute phase.

609
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,640
Enjoy it. Once they get older, they
leave you for their own lives.

610
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,880
I make excuses to keep them close.

611
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:15,080
A mom never stops wanting to be a part
of her kid's life.

612
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:17,980
So, um, who else has keys to your house?

613
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:19,220
Only my kids.

614
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,660
Both sisters would know about Mimi's
secret place upstairs, and both visited

615
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:26,660
on Friday.

616
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:30,460
Yeah, but Chow works doubles on
Saturday, and she was on duty at the

617
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:31,379
time of the theft.

618
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:33,360
Which leaves Winnie. But why would she
want the ring?

619
00:31:33,879 --> 00:31:36,940
Winnie's all about family and culture,
and that ring represents both.

620
00:31:37,140 --> 00:31:40,800
Winnie had lunch with Denise last week.
Maybe she heard about the proposal from

621
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,960
her? How do you figure she got past her
mother's porch camera?

622
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:45,240
I dropped by earlier.

623
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:47,040
Leave myself a way back in.

624
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,560
Well?

625
00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,320
No cameras here.

626
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,680
The door's unlocked.

627
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,760
Someone took out that dowel.

628
00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:07,360
And there's an orchid. Shao said that's
Winnie's go-to for scoring brownie

629
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,320
points. Looks like Winnie's our ring
thief.

630
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,060
Hey, buddy, we're on our way. What's
taking so long?

631
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:16,700
My family's all here.

632
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,420
Popo's pinching my cheeks, asking to
meet Colette. You're gonna have to

633
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,320
stall. Tell me you found the ring.

634
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:23,780
Sorry, heading into a tunnel.

635
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,760
We need to tell Shao about Winnie.
She'll never believe us. What if we're

636
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,080
wrong? She'll kill us both.

637
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,550
And she'll get away with it, too. She's
major crimes.

638
00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:33,770
What are we missing?

639
00:32:34,130 --> 00:32:36,470
If I'm Winnie, where am I going to hide
a family ring?

640
00:32:36,770 --> 00:32:39,910
Not in my house, if Mom's got a set of
keys and a lack of boundaries.

641
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:41,210
You're brilliant.

642
00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:43,450
I think I know where she hid it. Can you
drop me off somewhere?

643
00:32:44,470 --> 00:32:46,870
I lost my earring here last night. Mind
if I take a look?

644
00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:49,410
Thank you.

645
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:52,950
I'm in.

646
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,950
Good, because they just finished dinner.

647
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:57,090
Keep an eye on Winnie.

648
00:32:57,450 --> 00:32:58,490
Yeah, what am I, an amateur?

649
00:33:08,850 --> 00:33:10,130
Tell me you have the ring.

650
00:33:10,590 --> 00:33:11,610
Angie's taking care of it.

651
00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:13,030
Everything's gonna be fine.

652
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:14,750
Good.

653
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:28,170
We're in trouble here.

654
00:33:29,410 --> 00:33:30,670
Matt? Hello?

655
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,060
Matt? Hey. The mouthy one. Where is she?
Who?

656
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,160
Don't even try that shtick with me,
hockey boy.

657
00:33:36,460 --> 00:33:39,340
Shtick? Hockey boy? There's a joke in
there somewhere. Just give me a minute.

658
00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:43,000
Wednesday, I bump into her at work. On
Thursday, she shows up at my sister's

659
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,560
whiskey night. Now it's Friday and I run
into you? I'm just here for the creme

660
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,560
brulee.

661
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,160
Maybe I'll take it to go.

662
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,040
I know you have a family.

663
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:57,040
You're not saying that in a threatening
tone, and yet... I know you know how

664
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,540
important family is.

665
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:03,060
And whatever you two are up to, I don't
want it to take away from my brother's

666
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,500
happiness. Wouldn't dream of it. This is
the man who constantly causes my

667
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,500
department nightmares.

668
00:34:42,159 --> 00:34:44,440
I just had a crazy close call with
Chell.

669
00:34:44,739 --> 00:34:46,179
I'm sweating like a beast.

670
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:47,719
You're sweating?

671
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,800
They're bringing out dessert. You need
to get here like yesterday.

672
00:34:51,139 --> 00:34:52,139
So stall them.

673
00:34:56,300 --> 00:34:59,020
My tarts.

674
00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:01,120
Oh, everything's ruined.

675
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,700
I'm so sorry about that.

676
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,040
They're still perfect.

677
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,480
Like everything you do.

678
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,820
So much for stalling. Where are the
moves?

679
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,180
Maybe not.

680
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:25,580
Check,

681
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,520
check, check, check.

682
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,540
Hey. Hi, everybody.

683
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:36,220
My name is Matt Shade, former
professional hockey player and author of

684
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,880
Beyond a Shadow, The Matt Shade Story.

685
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,680
No?

686
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,480
It's new.

687
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:45,380
Anyway, I'm here to welcome you to my
favorite restaurant tonight.

688
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,800
How about that boeuf bourguignon, huh?

689
00:35:48,140 --> 00:35:51,460
Yeah, a couple claps for the
bourguignon, I'll take it.

690
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:55,760
Now, I know you're all excited about
your dessert course, but first, can we

691
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,640
all just take a pause to let the boeuf
settle?

692
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:03,780
And of course, nothing aids digestion
more than a few hilarious stories from

693
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:04,780
my days in the league.

694
00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,020
Damn it.

695
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,180
Like mother, like daughter.

696
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,460
And then there was that time that JoJo
filled my hockey gloves with shaving

697
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:48,920
cream. Now, I had a plan to get even,
but first I needed six rolls of duct

698
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,920
tape and two pounds of Velveeta.

699
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,660
Okay, well.

700
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,480
Looks like I'm done here.

701
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:05,180
But let me just tell you one final
story.

702
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:09,880
This one's not about hockey. It's about
love and how truly special it is when

703
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,400
you find that one person.

704
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,160
And how truly disgusting.

705
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:21,380
My wife, she calls me a food snob. Well,
sorry, honey. I don't eat things off the

706
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:25,120
floor. I dropped an almond the other
day. I didn't pick it up. I thought...

707
00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:26,390
And you'll get that.

708
00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:32,250
I mean, my wife is so food illiterate,
she thinks Cassoulet is a game you play

709
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,250
in Vegas.

710
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:37,570
Seriously, I wouldn't change a thing
about her.

711
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,830
And if you've ever felt that, that's
what true love feels like.

712
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:49,410
Your sister Winnie had it.

713
00:37:51,590 --> 00:37:53,150
Go show them you're not a toehead.

714
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,460
Make sure that goes to the right person.

715
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:01,360
Thank you.

716
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:16,140
Nice roast.

717
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,160
Thanks. Learn from the best.

718
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,600
You know, every time I bring up my
wedding speech... Roast, but go on. You

719
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,600
brush it off.

720
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,540
Maybe I could have thrown in an I love
you.

721
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:33,830
As long as you love me until the day I
die, we'll call it even.

722
00:38:37,430 --> 00:38:38,430
Test, test.

723
00:38:39,230 --> 00:38:40,230
Hi, everyone.

724
00:38:40,650 --> 00:38:41,650
Ni hao.

725
00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:44,170
I'm George, obviously.

726
00:38:44,930 --> 00:38:47,130
This ring has been through a lot.

727
00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:53,990
It was passed down from Popo to my mom
to me to propose with.

728
00:38:54,430 --> 00:38:57,550
It survived a long history that I'm not
good at explaining.

729
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,660
That's why I think that you go to the
person that understands and respects

730
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:08,620
that better than anyone My sister Winnie
The truth is is that

731
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:13,180
I'm not ready to get married yet, but
when I am it'll be with the ring that I

732
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:16,240
choose The ring she chooses

733
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:21,680
Thank you

734
00:39:28,650 --> 00:39:30,670
I totally forgive you for stealing the
ring.

735
00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:36,770
You stole the ring? Why should George
have it just because he's getting

736
00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:38,410
married? I love that ring.

737
00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,490
It has a history that he'll never
understand.

738
00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:43,590
Well, I know it's the Qing Dynasty.

739
00:39:43,930 --> 00:39:45,310
Or Ming.

740
00:39:45,590 --> 00:39:49,810
Wait, is that why these two bozos are
here? You hired them to find it? Why

741
00:39:49,810 --> 00:39:50,808
didn't you come to me?

742
00:39:50,810 --> 00:39:53,610
Because you would have blamed me like
you always do. He's not the only one

743
00:39:53,610 --> 00:39:54,610
with secrets.

744
00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,270
Where were you Friday night, Mom?

745
00:39:57,819 --> 00:39:58,820
She was with me.

746
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,360
We're in love.

747
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:05,280
Wait, wait, wait. Does that mean that I
almost married my sister? You are such a

748
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,660
doughhead. I said quit calling me that.

749
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:09,620
What are you going to do? I'm going to
do something.

750
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,240
The work here is done. You're a
doughhead. Say it.

751
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:14,040
No. You're a doughhead. No.

752
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:20,780
This is for you.

753
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:23,600
For real this time. It's a triple iced
Americano.

754
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,640
Bold, icy, unsweet.

755
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,360
Just like you.

756
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:31,020
Unsweet is the new power move. The point
is, it's an apology coffee.

757
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,080
Point taken.

758
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,120
Now get out.

759
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:44,720
She didn't say thank you. She didn't
murder us either. Let's take the win.

760
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:59,870
In the wise words of Mimi Xiao, a mother
never stops wanting to be part of her

761
00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:00,870
kid's life.

762
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,730
Maybe that's why you tried harder.

763
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:07,750
I mean, you didn't stick with it, but
you were trying.

764
00:41:09,130 --> 00:41:14,830
And maybe I could have embraced your
unique brand of mothering a little bit

765
00:41:14,830 --> 00:41:15,830
more.

766
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,450
Because weird is good.

767
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,100
Live long and furnish.

768
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,560
Aye, aye, Captain.

769
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,740
Act now before everything goes at the
speed of light.

770
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,860
That was great.

771
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:37,060
Weird makes you take chances.

772
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:45,060
I heard you and George broke up, which
is awesome because... I've been in love

773
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:48,580
with you since I got my first out of 18
employee of the month.

774
00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:59,270
Weird connects people from different
generations.

775
00:42:00,930 --> 00:42:04,330
And maybe we could have met halfway.

776
00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:13,630
Because sometimes, when you meet
halfway, good things happen.

777
00:42:32,799 --> 00:42:35,600
Bye. Bye.

778
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,480
Bye.

779
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,380
Bye.

780
00:42:56,090 --> 00:42:58,850
Everything here is too good to be true.

781
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:02,450
Some of my fears are waiting for you.

782
00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:06,930
And we're hanging around for a flash of
the lightning strike.

783
00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:14,310
In the shadow of doubt, I'm holding your
hand in mine.

784
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:23,350
Tonight a half moon above is showing the
way. As long as it's love, I think we're

785
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:24,350
doing okay.

786
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,700
Tonight I have known above is showing
the way.

787
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,320
As long as there's love, I think we're
doing okay.

